Winkie of the Week: Prince William’s Spotted Dick

The editors of every celebrity gossip magazine in the world are pissing their panties with excitement over news of the blessed British royal unborn child savior that will soon pop out of Kate Middleton’s immaculately pruned rose bush. Which is pretty fucking retarded considering they have claimed she’s been pregnant for the last three years.

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