Hell to the Nah: The Holidays

It’s that special time of the year again! I’m getting drunk at weird hours of the day on things like eggnog and Hot Toddies. I’m buying hate gifts for people that I don’t like but feel obligated to purchase wildly expensive presents for. My bank account has less money in it than an 8-year-old child’s piggy bank and I am living on a diet of foraged cookies and things made out of cheese covered in nuts.

Nut roll

I don’t know what you are but you’re surrounded by Ritz crackers thus I WANT YOU IN MY MOUTH.

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