Last night TVs across America collectively decided to not give a fuck about the 40th Annual American Music Awards. I didn’t tune in because I was nursing a pretty severe hangover and had to wax my gooch. Even though I didn’t watch the awards I am still going to judge the fuck out the outfits that paraded down the red carpet last night.
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This is it my little gaybies. We are one day away from electing the next Leader of the Free World! Tomorrow America decides if they want another four years with a Grammy winning president who balls outrageous, has a hot ass wife with toned arms, is best friends with Jay-Z, and collects Spider-Man comics or this guy:
No cat daddy?! FUCK YOU ROMNEY!
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